Author Archives: grimace

I could really take a good dump right now

This site is now about Pokémon

Everybody get on the trolley.

I was going to do this in depth analysis of Rebecca Black’s Friday but then I got … beaten repeatedly in MvC3 and lost the will to live. Also eat, bathe, or wipe myself. I just lay in a pool … Continue reading →

Your email address will be collected, stolen, forged, dropped on flyers over Uzbekistan, and then tattooed on your mother. heh. no, though. eh maybe the flyers

Somebody stole my credit card number, so as far as I’m concerned this whole planet can go straight to hell. I’ve stopped watching The Daily Show because it pisses me off too much. It feels like somebody should come and … Continue reading →

Lately I’ve been trying to commit Suicide by Burrito. That’s when you keep going to Chipotle for lunch despite what it does to your insides. For those of you not privileged enough to have a Chipotle near you, I will … Continue reading →

Look at this damned background. Look at it. All Web 3.0 and shit. Oh my god I’m going to retire early on this shit. Hell yes. Watch those advertising dollars roll in. trick ass marks

For those wondering what I’ve been up to, what all you missed while this site was gone, and all the great stuff I’ve been making: That is to say, not much.

Hi everybody, Harry Caray here. Wait that’s no good. Site already ruined. It’s five years later, and nothing much has changed. I lost some hair, got fatter, came blood once, bought a car, had a girlfriend, broke up, moved three … Continue reading →